Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 670 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/395 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (350/400 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/370 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (105/105 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
reach the first 100m distance
reach 1000m distance
reach the first 500m distance
reach 2500m distance
activate gangnam dash 3 times
leave over slender out of the screen for 3 minutes
tripping over obstacles 13 times
hit 10 obstacles in gangnam dash mode
perform 30 streaks in succession
reach 5000m distance
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
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